50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
Andy Warhol, Skulls (Acrylic, silkscreen and ink on canvas), ca. 1976.